Emperor’s Edge Audiobooks (1-3) Available at Audible, iTunes, and Podiobooks

I know I’ve made various announcements about the EE3 audiobook on Twitter and Facebook, but I’m not sure I ever made it official by posting links here. The first three books in the Emperor’s Edge series are available for free as podcasts (each chapter is an episode) at Podiobooks and through Apple’s iTunes (scroll to the bottom for the audio versions). If you think you’d like to keep the audiobooks forever (or prefer to listen to them straight through, without intros and outros on each chapter), you can buy the complete files at Audible too.

The fourth audiobook is in the works now and might be ready in the spring sometime. (I’m learning not to put dates on these, since I have very little control over when they’re done!)

Thank you to everyone who helped out with my Kickstarter campaign last year and funded these projects. Most of the goodies (paperbacks and links to download the audiobooks) have been sent out, though I still need to finish the vignettes to send to everyone and include in the USB packages. Feel free to email me if you’re missing anything.

Thanks for reading listening!

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Attending Conventions and Conferences as an Independent Author

I keep saying I’m going to start going to writing and SF/F conventions so I can network, promote books, and pick up hot Klingons, but it hasn’t happened yet. Am I missing out? I invited fellow independent author Dale Ivan Smith to the blog today to talk about his experience in attending (and even being a panelist on) conventions and conferences. Yes, indies can get invited to speak! Here’s the lowdown….

Interview with Dale Ivan Smith

Heya, Dale! Welcome! You’ve blogged about writing conferences, and the benefits of attending them, for us before. It sounds like you’re not just going to them these days but have started to appear on panels. Where have you appeared?

I was a panelist at Renovation, the 2011 World Science Fiction Convention, and at our annual sci-fi convention here in Portland in 2011 and 2012. I had been invited to be a panelist at the 2012 World Science Fiction Convention, Chi-Con, held in Chicago, but had to decline because of scheduling issues, so that makes four conventions so far.

How, as an independent author, did you get invited to appear?

In the case of Renovation I was fortunate in knowing the Convention chair, Patty Wells, who offered, with no guarantees, to forward my name to the head of the Programming department. Literary sci-fi cons like Worldcon, World Fantasy, Norwescon etc. are run by committees divided into departments- programming, finances, PR, gaming, hotel, etc. It can be a bit challenging to find the name of the programming head, check the conventions website and look for committee members–they are often listed. This is important because the programming head is usually the one that decides on who is invited to be a guest or not.

I wrote a short bio listing the stories I had published online, emphasizing that I was working on becoming an indie author. Renovation’s programming department wanted to have a cross section of traditional writers and indies. It’s important to find out who is running the convention. They in turn can point you to the programming department. Asimov’s Science Fiction Magazine has a regular convention calendar for North American cons. You can also check to see if your city has a local literary SF/fantasy society. If they do, there’s a very good chance members are involved in helping to run the local convention.

With our local convention, Orycon, I volunteered at the con in 2011 by going to the Green Room on Day 2 of the convention, and introducing myself to the programming chair, explaining that I was an indie author, as well as a librarian, and offering to be a stand-in if a particular panel was short a panelist.  It turned out there was a panel on scams and pitfalls for writing that had an opening.

Pointing out any particular expertise you possess, or background, or career outside of writing can be another way to be invited. If you were in the military, work in law enforcement, the sciences, computer industry, belong to a re-enactment society, etc. this can be of interest to attendees and programming committees alike and is really worth emphasizing.

Bear in mind that we’re discussing literary sci-fi and fantasy cons, and that media conventions and comic cons are different, typically having fewer panels. Literary sci-fi and fantasy cons can have well over a hundred panels in a three day weekend while media cons have fewer, and are usually more focused on media celebrities.

Writers conferences are a different, but a related kettle of fish, dealing with writing and publishing fiction. Check with the organizers about being a presenter — mention publishing credits, and also any related area of expertise. One of the indie presenters at our local writing conference had been an early success at Amazon and was something of an expert on Amazon’s recommendation engine. He spoke to a packed room of a hundred or so, and wound up with many of us on his mailing list.

What sorts of opportunities are opened up by speaking on panels?

You have the opportunity to speak to readers in public, first of all. Literary SF conventions are relatively small compared to Comic and Media cons, but you’re able to reach readers who might be interested in your work. You will have the opportunity to network with other writers, artists and editors that you are on panels with. Moreover being a panelist typically means wearing a ribbon identifying you as “guest”, or “speaker”, or “panelist,” which can be an ice breaker at a book launch or industry party being held at the convention.

There are also numerous networking opportunities with the other panelists, and other guests you may encounter after your panel concludes.

What sorts of topics are common at these panels? It seems natural that indies would be invited to speak on self-publishing, and perhaps blogging and book promotion, but what about the craft of writing fiction itself? Are indie authors taken seriously yet (and permitted to advise) by cons?

At literary SF and fantasy cons there are usually numerous panels on writing topics ranging from characterization to world-building, as well as panels on genre–say urban fantasy or steampunk, science panels, history etc, which is great way to showcase a particular expertise you might have. Writing topics would be a natural–I have been on several flash fiction panels, for instance. Emphasize your publishing credits and experience.

Have you found that some conferences are more amenable to featuring self-published authors than others?

I have! Like I said, I attended Renovation and Orycon and was invited to Chi-con. It really depends upon the organizers at this point in time. This past year’s Willamette Writers Conference featured several successful indie authors as speakers and a full slate of panels on self-publishing, SEO, the Amazon Recommendation engine, etc, much more so than when I last attended in 2009. Clearly Willamette Writers is aware of the growth in self-publishing and its potential.

On the other hand, I’ve heard from another successful indie author friend that her local writer’s conference had decided against having panels on indie topics, and instead focusing on traditional publishing. This same indie author friend was well received at her local literary SF convention, which goes to show how things can vary even in the same city, between organizations.

There seem to be a lot of conferences out there to choose from. Do you have any recommendations for authors?

There are indeed many conferences and conventions to choose from. First off, identify what your goal is in attending as an indie author. Do you want to network with other authors? Possibly meet fans and potential readers? Are you interested in leveraging your self-publishing success into a traditional publishing contract?

I met one successful sci-fi indie author at Willamette Writers who was pitching to agents and editors there. Writers conferences are a great place to network with other writers, as well as angle for a traditional publishing contract. For those staying indie, the networking would be the main reason. Literary sci-fi/fantasy cons can be great places to raise awareness of your writing by appearing on panels, as well as network with other writers.

Save for World Fantasy and Worldcon, agents and editors don’t attend in the numbers they used to. World Fantasy (being held in Brighton, England this year and D.C. next year) is a great place to meet other writers and authors. It’s low key, a limited panel track, lots of readings, and many opportunities to network. I met indie author Lorna Suzuki at World Fantasy San Diego in 2011 and we’ve become good friends since, and was fortunate to be interviewed at Lorna’s site about my indie published SF story “Persisting.” I also made several other friends there, and had the opportunity to meet a few short fiction editors as well as an editor from TOR Books.

Worldcon, held in San Antonio this year, is a great place to appear in front of a larger audience. If you have several books out and have been invited as a panelist it’s another way to raise your profile.

 Great news! Thanks, Dale!

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 Dale Ivan Smith has his mother to thank for his love of science fiction and fantasy. When he was five, he glimpsed the cover of a paperback sci-fi novel she was reading and was immediately interested. (It had a giant radioactive spider on the cover.) When he was fifteen, she loaned him her collection of Edgar Rice Burroughs’s Barsoom novels and he devoured them in short order.

He got into trouble in grade school for sneaking off to the library during class, so naturally he wound up working as a librarian.

Dale’s stories are available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords etc. He is currently working on season 1 of his superhero serial, Weed, scheduled for publication in 2013.

You can find him at: www.daleivansmith.com

And on Twitter: @daleivan

 

 

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Two Year Self-Publishing Anniversary–Thoughts on the Past and What’s Going to Work in the Future

I self-published my first ebook (and poorest seller), The Goblin Brothers Adventures, in December of 2010, with The Emperor’s Edge (the start of my most popular series) following soon after. Encrypted (my personal favorite story to date) came along in January. Those two novels and the MG short-story collection were everything I’d written at the time (that I deemed suitable for human consumption), and I chose to self-publish them all instead of playing the agent-hunt game. It didn’t hurt that I’d learned how well some “indie” authors (it wasn’t cool to refer to yourself as self-published anymore) were doing in the Kindle Store. Until that fall, I hadn’t known how easy it was to submit one’s ebooks to the various stores and how one could compete on a level playing field with the traditionally published ebooks.

As you might guess, I didn’t become an overnight bestseller, but I did have some moderate success, largely as a result of playing with advertising and by making a short story free at Barnes & Noble and Smashwords (I didn’t know how to get a free ebook into Amazon at the time). Here are some of my progress-report posts from the last two years, in case you’re curious about my journey thus far:

For those who don’t want to dig through the old posts, it’s been a fairly steady increase in sales and earnings over the last 24 months, though there’s definitely a cyclical aspect too (new release months, especially for full-length novels, are the highest earning months with the month before a new release typically being lowest). The overall trend, though, has been upward. This is not, I should point out, because I’m selling so many more copies of each book each month (I’m not), but because I’m continuously writing and publishing more titles. Now, two years into this, I have six full-length novels out along with several novellas and short stories. I’m editing Novel #7 now (Decrypted) and plan to publish it next month.

Here are a few notable milestones I’ve reached thus far:

  • Quitting the day job — This came about a year ago, though I’d “checked out” of the old job months before. Writing books is just more fun. 😉
  • Being approached by traditional publishers — Amazon’s 47North asked about the Emperor’s Edge series last spring (you can see the post where I debated things here, asking for opinions from readers), and a lady at Macmillan suggested an independent project to me a couple of months ago. These offers weren’t quite right for me, but I can see a day when I sign on with a traditional publisher, at least for one series. Like many authors today, I’d be interested in pursuing a hybrid approach, so I can get (one hopes) the best of both worlds. AKA, the increased visibility from a traditionally published book series might help me sell more of my independent titles, muhaha! I’m not looking to rush into things there, though, as the industry is in a state of flux, and I’m enjoying things as they are right now, so I’ve yet to approach an agent or publisher of my own accord.
  • 50,000+ ebooks sold (does not include free downloads) — It’s probably more like 60 or 70,000 now, but I’m too lazy busy in an important, authorial way to tally things up. You can read the 50K-sold post I linked to above for more details, but this has been a nice milestone to reach. There are lots of independent authors who have sold many, many more ebooks, but I think it’s cool to realize we can reach these numbers without being #1 bestsellers on Amazon or writing in one of the super popular genres or having a huge “break out” book. I just keep plugging away and trying to write stories people will enjoy.
  • Having readers start a fan forum, complete with fan art and fan fiction — Seriously, it’s nice to see earnings increase (after all, that’s what makes it so you can pursue your writing passion for a living, not to mention fund the construction of your evil overlord lair) and get emails from publishers, but this is what it’s all about, people enjoying your work enough to share it with others and even form communities around it. I can’t imagine that getting email from a reader who’s loving your series ever gets old.

As far as e-publishing in general goes, here are a few things I’ve seen over the last two years (that doesn’t sound like a long time, but this industry is changing quickly):

  • Other self-published authors coming and going — Some people work harder when their dreams of bestseller-dom aren’t met right away, but others get discouraged and fade away. When I looked at some of the comments on those old posts I was digging up, I saw a lot of names that have since disappeared from my radar, and when I checked their blogs, I found them lacking in recent updates — their amazon author pages were the same way. It’s true that not everybody can “make it” as an author, and poor sales and getting shredded by strangers are certainly ego-withering experiences, but I think you’d be surprised how many success stories are from people who just kept going after others quit.
  • Much more competition in the marketplaces — When I got started in December of 2010, I was lamenting that I’d already missed the low-hanging fruit (days when there weren’t many traditionally published ebooks in the Kindle Store, thus leading readers to try indie authors, even those with mediocre blurbs, samples, and cover art). As you can guess, there are many more titles two years later, and a lot of the “tricks” people have exploited to gain visibility at Amazon no longer work. Does that mean you can’t make it if you start today? Of course not, but you have to be prepared for a long, slow climb, not a meteoric burst onto the scene (don’t feel bad — I never got the meteoric burst either).
  • The end of the one-hit wonder — Oh, I imagine there’ll still be a few exceptions, but most people aren’t getting anywhere with one book anymore. There’s nothing wrong with publishing a single title, but if you want to make an income from this, you need to think in terms of a writing career. You publish a book, market it, collect the emails of those who liked it, publish another book, market it, collect more readers, etc. etc. etc. It might take ten or twenty books before you have enough fans to turn your latest release into a bestseller (if that point even comes), but if you get there like this, you’ve got staying power. Many of the one-hit wonders who were topping the charts when I got started aren’t getting any traction with their new releases today. Why? Because they didn’t follow a path that allowed them to gradually accumulate more and more fans (i.e. didn’t collect email addresses, Facebook likes, Twitter followers, etc.; bounced around in different genres; waited too long to publish new titles, etc. etc. etc.). Today, for those who want to make a career as an indie, it’s about writing lots of entertaining stories, thinking like a publisher instead of an artist, and being patient.

Now, I have editing to get back to, but those are my random thoughts on this Monday afternoon. If you have any comments or questions on my journey or where I think things are going (or, you know, what my favorite color is), feel free to leave them below. As always, thanks for reading!

 

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How the Amazon Kindle Serials Program Works (with Roberto Calas)

I’ve been kicking around with the idea of trying a serialized adventure, but with other projects on the table, I haven’t gotten around to it yet. I’m intrigued, though, especially now that Kindle Serials has come along, creating an organized way to deliver serialized ebooks, so I invited Roberto Calas to talk about the program and how he got involved with Amazon. (I hadn’t realized independent authors could submit to the program without an agent or an invitation.)

Roberto Calas on Kindle Serials

I just wrote a novel. Literally. I finished it this week. The funny thing is, it has been an Amazon Bestseller for two months.

Welcome to the relentless world of serials.

amazon-kindle-serial-the-scourgeIn October of 2012 I was contacted by 47North, the sci-fi/fantasy imprint of Amazon Publishing. They were interested in a work-in-progress I had sent them about a knight searching for his lost bride in a demon-infested, fourteenth-century England. I didn’t realize it, but the clock in my head started ticking that day. (Note from Lindsay: you can read the submission policy and find out how to submit your own work here.)

And it didn’t stop until this week.

47North wanted a serial from me. Eight episodes of a novel. Each episode had to be somewhere between 8,000 and 10,000 words. And each episode would be due two weeks after the last one. It didn’t sound so bad then, and when I think about it, it doesn’t sound that bad to me now. If I can’t write 4,000 words a week, what kind of writer am I?

Except that it wasn’t just writing 4,000 words a week. I had to produce 8,000 words of completely polished writing every two weeks. Imagine writing one tiny novel every fourteen days, with all the angst and joy that goes with it.

Here’s a peek at the two-week cycle of a serial writer:

  1. Write eight to ten thousand words
  2. Worry that it wasn’t good enough
  3. Go over the writing two or three times
  4. Send the episode out to my beta readers and my fiancée
  5. Stress that this episode might be worse than the previous ones
  6. Wait for comments and suggestions
  7. Panic because the episode needs a lot of work.
  8. Consider changing my career. Pipefitter or stuntman maybe
  9. Make edits according to beta-reader/fiancée suggestions
  10. Send the new changes out to be beta read
  11. Make more changes according to beta-reader/fiancée suggestions
  12. Realize that I wouldn’t be making these damn changes if I didn’t send episodes out to beta readers.
  13. Apologize to my editor for the delay
  14. Go over the manuscript one last time
  15. Mentally ask for forgiveness from betas and thank them for making my book rock
  16. Send the whole thing to my editor
  17. Spot a problem on page nine; fix the problem
  18. Send new version to editor
  19. Get edits back from copy editor and make more changes
  20. Rinse and repeat

With all the deadlines and stress and moments of panic and rushing around, you might think the novel would end up as a steaming pile of literary dog feces that readers step on rather than read. And I have to admit, at times I wondered what the hell I was doing scrambling around like a short-order cook. But you know what?

It is the best thing I have ever written.

And I think the readers think so too.

Why do I think this? Because the readers visit the Amazon discussion forums and let me know. Their feedback has been instant and amazing. As a novelist, there are times when you have doubts. When you wonder why you are writing this story. When you wonder if it is any good. And if a reader tells you that she or he loves the book and can’t wait for the next episode, it snaps you out of that funk. It energizes you and makes you realize that your audience is following along and cheering you onward and falling in love with what you are doing.

There can be no greater motivation for any writer.

It makes you work harder, write faster, strive for more, make each line you write the best line you have ever written. Because the words you type will be read by your audience only weeks after you send them in.

Weeks? Oh, lord. I better get started on book two of The Scourge. They’ll probably want the first episode soon!

Welcome to the relentless world of serials.

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An author of fantasy and historical fantasy, Roberto Calas lives in Sandy Hook, Connecticut. You can visit his blog or find him on Facebook or Twitter, and I’m sure he’d be tickled if you checked out The Scourge at Amazon.

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New Emperor’s Edge Novella Available

Yes, after much talk on Twitter and Facebook, the novella is finally here. The 56,000-word “Beneath the Surface” takes place between Books 5 and 6, and I hope it’ll tide you over until the last book is ready to go. For those who missed it, here’s a preview as well as an interview with Sgt Yara (the secondary point-of-view character in the story).

Blurb:

Beneath the Surface Cover ArtAll Sergeant Evrial Yara wanted was to protect the young emperor from those plotting to kill him. Joining forces with a group of notorious outlaws wasn’t part of the plan, especially not when one of them is determined to charm her out of her uniform at every turn. Working with the criminals might have been worth it if their efforts had saved the emperor, but it seems he’s not the rightful heir to the throne…. Evrial may have thrown away her career for nothing.

To make matters worse, fate isn’t going to give her time to calmly decide what to do next. While she’s traveling back to the capital with Amaranthe Lokdon and the rest of the outlaws, Evrial uncovers artifacts that have been smuggled aboard their steamboat. They’re deadly enough to threaten the entire city, perhaps the entire empire. Oh, and they could kill everybody on board the boat too. These scenarios just weren’t discussed in the Enforcer Academy.

Grab a copy at Amazon, Kobo, Barnes & Noble, or Smashwords (iTunes link coming soon)!

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New Emperor’s Edge Novella (Beneath the Surface) Preview

Thanks to holidays and cross-country moves, it’s been a while since the last update, so I’m pleased to have some news for you. I reviewed my editor’s edits for Beneath the Surface (an Emperor’s Edge novella that takes place between Books 5 and 6) and hope to get the final file back soon. I’ll send it off for formatting and hope to have it available this weekend. In the meantime, here’s a preview of the first chapter (yes, it’s a long enough novella to have chapters!).

UPDATE: The novella is now available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Kobo, and iTunes.

Beneath the Surface

Chapter 1

 Sergeant Evrial Yara jogged past crew and passengers bundled in coats, their backs to the cold wind whipping down the Goldar River. A wan afternoon sun poked through the clouds, dappling riverbanks littered with soggy orange and brown leaves, but its rays did little to warm the air. Winter was on its way. Coal smudged the skyline to the north, promising a town waited somewhere ahead. Evrial didn’t know if the River Dancer was due to stop there or not. If it were…

“You could get off there,” she muttered to herself. A week ago, she never would have considered abandoning Sespian Savarsin, the young emperor who was being plotted against from all sides. That was before the truth had come out. “You don’t owe him anything. He’s not the proper heir.”

Realizing she’d spoken aloud, however softly, Evrial glanced left and right. Though she was earning curious looks from the people she passed, she guessed it was for her repeated laps of the lower deck rather than any muttered words.

Evrial grimaced as her gaze landed on the knot of jugglers practicing on the aft deck. Every time she passed them, they decided to make her a part of their exercises, tossing batons and clubs to each other over her head.

A pair of the young men smiled when they saw her coming again. One was juggling a trio of razor-edged knives, and he nodded to his comrade, indicating the other fellow should move closer to the wall so she’d be forced to jog between them as she made the turn. What was it about her that always drew the attention of idiots?

Without slowing her gait, Evrial skewered the blade juggler with a glare. “If you two sludge-licking toads so much as wave those knives in my direction, I’ll rip your apples off, stuff them like taxidermy ostriches, then hand-deliver them to your boss with the suggestion that they be incorporated into future juggling practices.”

That threat was a mouthful, especially given that she was breathing hard from her jog, but it was worth it. The brats shrank away from her path, muttering apologies as she passed. One’s face took on an impressively pale shade, given the bronze coloring of his skin. Evrial supposed being born into a long line of blacksmiths, where the men and women were all over six feet tall, came with occasional perks. Her shoulders were broad enough to swing a hammer, her back was strong enough to move an anvil, and her hands… well, she fancied making good on her threat wouldn’t tax them overly much.

“Ah, Sergeant Yara,” a familiar baritone called from a doorway. “I thought I recognized one of your classy threats.”

Maldynado Montichelu, formerly Maldynado Marblecrest, stepped onto the open deck, smiling and spreading his arms wide, as if he expected Evrial to jog into his embrace. His broad-brimmed black hat—an accessory made completely ridiculous by the addition of a giant plumed pink feather—couldn’t throw enough shadows to hide the chiseled features of his face. His high, well-defined cheekbones, strong square jaw, and liquid brown eyes that always crinkled with humor combined to create a visage that made women of all ages swoon. Evrial kept reminding herself that she wasn’t the type to fall for that sort—after all, that sort had never fallen for her—but he kept smiling warmly at her. It was all very disarming, so she reacted the only way she knew how when he fell into step beside her, giving her a pat on the back.

She snarled. “We’ve gone over the no-touching rule numerous times, have we not?”

Unlike the jugglers, Maldynado wasn’t quelled by her tone or her snarl. His smile grew wider, and he said, “Indeed so, but it’s been a few days since you mentioned it. I thought you might have changed your mind and decided to succumb to my charms in the interim.”

“Aren’t you and your charms supposed to be hiding in your cabin with the rest of your team?” Evrial left his side, ostensibly to run around a pair of acrobats practicing throws and airborne somersaults, but mostly to put space between her and Maldynado. It discomforted her that she occasionally found herself wondering what it’d be like to let his hands linger and where they might roam if given permission to explore. Her face heated, and she ruthlessly shoved the thought away. Though he might have shown her he wasn’t as foppish and dumb as he pretended, she knew he was only flirting with her because she resisted his advances, not out of any desire or true feelings. For one who so easily seduced women, she must represent a challenge.

Maldynado caught back up with her on the other side of a team of actors practicing the battle scene from some old tale. “The ice circus folks only visit the capital once a year; I doubt they’re familiar with the handsome face gracing my wanted posters.”

Evrial shot him an exasperated look. She might have figured out that he was more than a fop, but he certainly made it easy to forget. “The crew and some of the other passengers may be more frequent visitors. Though I suppose those well-to-do enough to afford steamboat tickets aren’t likely to feel inclined to risk themselves wrestling someone with such a meager bounty.”

“Meager.” Maldynado sniffed.

“It’s still only two hundred fifty ranmyas, isn’t it?”

“Well, yes, but I’m convinced the printer made a mistake and left off some zeroes. I’m sure if you brought me in, you’d find the reward more like twenty-five thousand ranmyas.”

“Careful, you’ll tempt me to turn you in.”

Evrial spotted someone walking down an outside stairway up ahead, a woman with locks of gray hair escaping a hood she clasped about her face. She glanced left and right, then darted into a doorway leading to the kitchen. Evrial slowed down, a discordant twang plucking at her enforcer senses. Only the crew used that door, and the woman had not been wearing one of the ubiquitous white uniforms.

“Turn me in?” Maldynado asked. “Before we’ve shared a night of passionate sheet tussling? You may find my skills are worth more to you than coin. Perhaps you’d wish to blackmail me into servicing your every whim, a sacrifice I’d be willing to make to avoid being arrested, of course.”

“Why must you be such an insufferable lout so much of the time?” Evrial headed for the kitchen door.

“It comes naturally, I suppose. Did you recognize that woman?” Maldynado was trailing along beside her.

Evrial was almost surprised he’d noticed the woman, though she shouldn’t be. She’d just been admitting to herself that he had half a brain under his soft curly brown hair. At least, it looked soft. She’d never touched it.

Focus, Evi, she told herself with a mental growl. “I couldn’t see her face, but she was acting suspiciously, don’t you think?”

“Indeed so. Her gaze went right past me without pausing to linger on my fine attributes. Very suspicious.”

“Would you stop that, already? It’s annoying.” Evrial eased the kitchen door open. The smells of baking pheasants, simmering soups, and sautéing vegetables wafted out.

“Sorry.” Surprisingly, he sounded like he was. “It’s a habit.”

“Break it.”

“Yes, ma’am. I’ll attempt to do so.”

“Yes, Sergeant is the proper way to address me.”

Inside the kitchen, pots clanged, utensils rattled, and heavy knifes thudded against chopping blocks. Evrial eyed the tight aisles, searching for civilian clothing amongst the numerous white uniforms. Compact and efficient for river travel, the kitchen offered few hiding spots. A swinging door on the opposite end caught her eye.

“Will there be a point when I may call you Evrial?” Maldynado asked as he peeked over her shoulder.

“Not unless I lose my job.”

Which, Evrial feared, was a possibility. She’d been in trouble with her employer and her family when she’d taken off to meet Amaranthe Lokdon and her team of mercenaries. All she’d wanted to do was make sure the emperor was safe, but somehow she’d ended up embroiled in a kidnapping scheme and an assault on an underground lair full of business people plotting against the throne. All that might have been tolerable if not for the shocking news revealed at the end, that Emperor Sespian Savarsin wasn’t the rightful emperor at all, but the son of the deceased Princess Marathi and the former court assassin, a man who, as far as anyone knew, had absolutely no royal blood and no right to have a son on the throne.

When most of the staff’s backs were turned, Evrial eased into the kitchen. She hustled toward the swinging door, hoping to pass through without being seen. Only one woman lifted her head and frowned as she passed.

Evrial stepped into a corridor on the other side, its narrow utilitarian confines intended for crew rather than passengers. She glanced in both directions and glimpsed a woman’s slippers and the tail of a gray cloak disappearing up a ladder. Evrial jogged after the figure, climbing the brass rungs without making a sound. She paused on the next floor, didn’t see anyone in the service corridor, and continued up one more deck. A cart of laundry blocked her view of the corridor, but she heard the patter of soft footfalls. She climbed out of the ladder well in time to see the cloaked woman struggle to open a heavy hatch, almost upending a basket of salamis and flat cakes. Her hood slipped down to her shoulders.

Evrial sucked in a breath, recognizing the sharp-nosed face. It belonged to one the people who’d been seated at that secret business meeting. That made her one of the more prominent heads of the Forge organization, the people plotting to put a loyal figurehead on the throne.

Staying low, Evrial crept forward, a vague notion of accosting the woman arising in her mind. Before she’d reached the laundry cart, her target glanced back.

Evrial ducked, hoping she’d reacted quickly enough to stay out of sight. Hinges squeaked, and the hatch thudded shut. Evrial pushed the cart aside and ran to the end of the passageway. She eased open the hatch without trouble and peeked through the crack. The wide, wood-paneled corridor was empty.

“Emperor’s warts,” she whispered.

Cabin doors stretched along the walls in either direction, but they were all closed.

“She got away, huh?”

Evrial jumped in surprise, losing her grip on the hatch. It clanged shut.

Maldynado stood behind her in the corridor, his hat brushing the ceiling, the feather crooked against the wall. His broad shoulders brushed the walls as well, and Evrial caught herself staring at his collarbone and the hint of firm pectoral muscles revealed by the V-neck shirt.

“What?” Maldynado asked.

Evrial cleared her throat, embarrassed that he’d caught her staring. “I didn’t know you were following me.”

“You thought I’d loiter in the kitchen and graze off the appetizer platters while you wandered off, looking for trouble?”

“No, I mean, I didn’t hear you.”

“Oh.” Maldynado offered a bright smile. “Good. Basilard and Sicarius always tell me I have the stealth of a drunken elephant, but I think they’re hypercritical because they were born with cat’s paws instead of human feet.” He pointed his chin at the hatch. “Did you figure out who she is?”

Distracted by the idea of Sicarius having cat feet, it took Evrial a moment to answer the question. “One of the Forge women.”

Maldynado straightened, clunking his head on the ceiling. He barely noticed. “Really? The boss’ll want to hear about that.”

Yes, and Evrial wished her prey hadn’t eluded her so she’d have more information to share. “I wonder why this woman is sneaking around instead of simply going to the dining room for meals.”

“Maybe she knows we’re here and is worried we’ll flood her cabin with the river,” Maldynado said, “the same way we did with their under-lake meeting chamber.”

“Nobody’s supposed to know your team is here. Lokdon sent me to buy the tickets, everyone boarded after dark with their hats pulled low, and they’ve been sneaking out for their food. Although, some members have been roaming around of late.” Evrial eyed him up and down.

“What do you expect? Books is my roommate, and he’s got his papers all over my bunk. And on the floor. I can barely turn around in there. I ought to come sleep with you.” Maldynado wriggled his eyebrows.

“I have a roommate, too, you know. I don’t think your employer would care to listen to your spelunking attempts.”

Maldynado lifted his hands. “I was just talking about sleeping arrangements. I don’t know what you’re suggesting, my lady.”

Evrial snorted. “Let’s just go talk to her. If more Forge people than that old lady are here, and they know we’re here, we might be in for trouble.”

“Yes, I suppose it was too much to hope that we’d have a week’s vacation to recover from our wounds before arriving to that mess back home.” For once, Maldynado’s face held only grimness and not a trace of humor.

* * * * *

Amaranthe Lokdon darted from shadow to shadow, hugging the railing and avoiding the freshly lit lanterns burning on the steamboat’s hull. The wooden doors between those lanterns were closely placed at this end of the vessel, indicating the smallness of the cabins. Engineering lay right below, and the reverberations from the paddlewheel’s pumping pistons vibrated through the textured steel decking.

A door opened a few meters away. It wasn’t one of the rooms her team had claimed, so Amaranthe turned her back to it, propped her arms on the railing, and pretended to be fascinated with the farmlands drifting past on that side of the river. Though she gazed forward, she watched the door with her peripheral vision. A man and woman walked out, arms linked. They didn’t glance in her direction. Good. Amaranthe patted the brown paper bag tucked beneath a flap of her parka. It seemed she might get away with her discreet outing without having to explain herself to anyone.

After the couple disappeared down the nearest stairwell, Amaranthe trotted to her own door, holding her parka closed—and protecting the bag—with one arm. She slipped out the key and inserted it in the lock… only to find that someone had unlocked the door since she left fifteen minutes earlier. Sergeant Yara must have returned from her exercise session. That was all right. She probably wouldn’t betray Amaranthe to any fitness-obsessed assassins. Yara and Sicarius had never, insofar as Amaranthe had noticed, held a conversation.

She opened the door and stepped inside, a greeting for Yara on her lips, but she found herself face-to-face with Sicarius. Arms crossed over his chest, he stood in the center of the small cabin. He wore his usual fitted black clothing and knife-and-dagger collection. His cool expressionless stare had a where-have-you-been mien to it. Or maybe her imagination conjured up that nuance. Her guilty imagination.

Amaranthe pursued the age-old strategy employed by those seeking to avoid answering questions—she preempted them with her own unrelated rambling. “That’s odd. I distinctly remember locking this door before I left.” She tapped her chin thoughtfully. “And Yara is my only roommate and the only other key holder, but I don’t see her here.” She made a show of surveying the cabin. She peered under the lower of two bunks mounted on the back wall, then beneath a table bolted to the floorboards near another wall, and she finally pulled open the table’s single drawer to peek inside. “Nope, she’s not here.”

Amaranthe turned, intending to continue her show, this time checking behind the door, but found herself gaping at a new addition to her tiny cabin. Someone had bolted an iron bar in the corner so it hung horizontally a few inches below the ceiling. Two chains dangled from it. A couple of clunky iron balls with handles sat on the floor beneath the apparatus.

“What’s all this?” Amaranthe asked, though with Sicarius being Sicarius, she had a suspicion.

“There is something in your pocket.” Sicarius hadn’t moved from the center of the room, but his gaze had lowered—to the bulge in her parka.

“No, there’s not.” Amaranthe feared her attempts at evasion were in vain, but couldn’t bring herself to give up. Maybe if she could get him to go over and explain the new addition, she could slip her bag into that table drawer. It looked deep enough… “If this were Maldynado’s handiwork—” she tilted her head, trying to draw his eye toward the bar and chains, “—I’d assume it was some sort of apparatus for… sex play, but since we haven’t even, uhm, played in the bed yet…” Dear ancestors, what was she doing? She should have simply confessed. That would have been less painful. “…That would seem premature,” she finished weakly.

“It is for training,” Sicarius said, once again demonstrating his ability to mask his thoughts in the face of any commentary. “Since those of us with notorious faces have been ordered to remain in our cabins for the duration of the journey.”

Er, yes, that had been her order, so she could hardly balk at it. But his explanation offered an opportunity; maybe she could yet salvage this conversation. “Training? Care to demonstrate?”

Sicarius walked past her, though not without giving her an all-too-knowing sidelong gaze, and gripped the bar with both hands. His back was to the room. Perfect. While he performed a variety of pull-ups, demonstrating different grips, Amaranthe tiptoed toward the desk. With one hand still holding her parka flap closed, she eased the drawer open. Meanwhile, she kept an eye toward Sicarius, making sure he didn’t glance back. Emperor’s burst bunions, he didn’t expect her to do those one-armed chin-ups, did he?

“What are the chains for?” she asked when it looked like he might be finishing his demonstration.

She opened her parka flap slowly, careful not to rustle the bag. The man had the hearing of an owl.

“They can be used for abbreviated maneuvers while some of your weight remains on the floor.” Sicarius gripped the chains and demonstrated. “This may be necessary while you regain your strength.”

Amaranthe pulled out the crinkled brown bag, its bottom spotted with grease stains. A faint smell wafted up, teasing her nose. Cinnamon. She placed the bag in the drawer as fast as she could without making noise. Sicarius’s hearing wasn’t his only preternatural sense.

The chains rattled as he released them. Amaranthe slid the drawer shut, coughing to cover the rustle as the top of the frame scraped at the bag. The drawer snagged against something. She winced and started to reach in to adjust the bag, but Sicarius was turning to face her. She spun about, leaning a hand casually on the table and using her body to block his view.

“That’s very thoughtful of you to install that,” Amaranthe said, “but I thought we’d agreed to let the group relax and recuperate on this voyage upstream, considering the battering we’ve all taken.” She touched one of the remaining bruises on her neck. Though she preferred to forget about her wounds, and was glad they were fading, she thought he might be moved by compassion and forget about her suspicious behavior. “We’ll be in the capital in a few days, and we’ll have enough hard work to occupy us then. We’ll need to be fresh.”

“There is a difference between fresh and out of shape.” Sicarius strode toward her.

Amaranthe tried to force the drawer shut with her butt. That last inch wouldn’t budge. She spread her parka to further block the view of the cursed thing. Only when Sicarius stopped in front of her, less than a foot of space separating them, did she realize that the way she was leaning against the table, touching her neck with one hand, spreading her parka open with the other, probably looked like… an invitation. Sicarius might not have reacted to her “bed play” comment, but they had discussed a future that involved such things—insomuch as she could imagine him playing at anything. When she was ready, he’d said. If he thought she was ready to resume training, maybe he thought she might be ready for other activities. Amaranthe swallowed. Might she be?

Sicarius was gazing steadily at her. She couldn’t tell what thoughts lurked behind his dark brown eyes, but he didn’t seem annoyed or irritated—those emotions she could usually read in the extra degree of hardness to his jaw. He lifted his hands to touch either side of her waist. Her breath hitched. The warmth of his fingers radiated through her shirt. He stepped closer. He was going to—

Sicarius’s grip tightened, and he lifted her from her feet.

Amaranthe blurted a startled protest as he picked her up, rotated her, and set her down behind him. Sicarius slid open the desk drawer, plucked out the bag, and dropped it on the table. He arched a single eyebrow. It was all Amaranthe could do not to squirm and shuffle her feet like a child caught filching cookies from the kitchen.

“You risked being seen by security to acquire a bag of tarts?” Sicarius asked.

“They’re pastries, not tarts. Besides…” Amaranthe set a hand on her hip. “You risked being seen by security to acquire iron bars and chains.”

“I was not seen.”

“Neither was I.” All right, that was a lie. The baker had been making up a fresh batch for dessert, and Amaranthe had needed to offer her most charming smile to convince the man that some of the pastries had been hastily frosted and were in no condition to be served to the high-paying guests whose tickets earned them seats in the formal dining hall.

Sicarius’s eyes narrowed slightly.

“By anyone who would turn me in,” Amaranthe amended. “Anyway, you did a good job providing me with nourishing food on the trek from the Forge ship to the lake, and then again on the way to Port Dremel.” At least during that second part of the journey, they’d been with the rest of the team, and Basilard had foraged for late-season herbs to add flavor to Sicarius’s organ-delight meals. “I’m feeling much better, and there’s no need for such stringent dietary guidelines now.”

Sicarius’s grunt didn’t sound terribly convinced.

“On the other hand,” Amaranthe said, “you could stand to add a pound or two, after all those days of running you endured to find me. I have enough to share.” She opened the bag, letting more of those delicious scents waft out. “Would you like one?”

“I have no need for sweets.”

“You could take one to Sespian. As a peace offering.”

Sicarius eyed the bag, and for a moment Amaranthe thought he might do it.

“I do not believe he would accept a peace offering from me.”

Yes, though Sespian hadn’t pulled any more weapons on Sicarius, their new relationship wasn’t off to a brilliant start. Like a mother hoping to make two young brothers get along, Amaranthe had tried to put them together as roommates, but Sespian had traded berths with Basilard before ever stepping into the cabin.

“You have to keep trying,” Amaranthe said. “Be friendly in the face of his dark glares, and he’ll eventually grow weary of rejecting you. Why, just look at us. In a short ten months of sparkling smiles and effervescent one-sided conversations, I thawed your icy exterior and got you to profess your undying love for me.”

Sicarius blinked slowly.

“It’s possible we remember the events a little differently,” Amaranthe said. “The female mind has an interesting way of filtering reality.”

“Yours certainly does,” Sicarius said, a hint of dry humor finally infusing his tone.

Amaranthe rattled the bag and pulled out a flat round roll drizzled with frosting. “Seriously, you should take him one. It’ll be funny. It’ll warm the frosty air between you.”

Sicarius’s gaze went from her to the roll and back to her. “Funny.”

His monotone had returned, and she couldn’t tell if it was a question, but answered anyway.

“Yes, funny, because of the name.” Amaranthe hefted the sticky roll, but didn’t spot any sign of illumination in Sicarius’s eyes. She supposed a man who never consumed sweets wouldn’t know what the various types were called. “They’re emperor’s buns,” she explained. “Given his occupation, there’s all sorts of potential for humor, don’t you think?”

“Or for causing offense.” Sicarius clasped his hands behind his back. “I will stay here and see to your recovery and training.”

How… considerate. As much as Amaranthe appreciated his new interest in caring for her—and demonstrating that he cared for her—he’d been around a lot, first during their trek to Port Dremel and then hourly since they boarded. His eyebrow had twitched a good millimeter when she’d announced Yara would be her roommate. She’d shooed him out at bedtime the last two nights and had made him promise not to stand guard outside the door.

“I’d like it if you two reached an agreement, or working relationship at least, before we arrive in Stumps.” Amaranthe wondered what he’d say if she tried to make it an order. “We’ll need the team to be working flawlessly together if we’re to have a chance against our opponents.”

“Agreed,” Sicarius said, but he didn’t make a move toward the pastry bag—or the door. “I will approach him soon for a frank discussion.”

“Tomorrow?”

Sicarius hesitated. “Soon.”

She’d have to accept that as a start.

“If you do not feel ready to train physically,” Sicarius said, “we could play Stratics to hone your mental acuity.” He fished in the drawer and pulled out a box of tiles and accompanying roll-up game map.

Amaranthe supposed that was an improvement over chin-ups. “Fine, but if you sit over there and glare at me while I’m indulging in my sweets, I’ll shove a bun up your nose.”

Sicarius’s eyes glinted. “You may try.”

Huh. That sounded like a challenge. While he spread the map across the table, Amaranthe mused upon how that particular challenge might go if she tested him with it. She’d probably be the one to end up with baked goods lodged in her nostril, though it might be worth it if she elicited a playful side in him. Hm.

* * *

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Emperor’s Edge Extras: Sgt Yara Interview Part II

Sgt Yara is the secondary point-of-view character in the upcoming novella, so I thought it’d be nice to actually finish posting the long-awaited second half of her interview (the first part is here). As before, questions were submitted via the EE forum and my facebook author page. Many thanks to the participants!

Sgt Yara Interview Pt. 2

Liana asks, “You seemed to admire Amaranthe when she was an enforcer and to be disappointed in her after she changed careers. Has your opinion of her changed after spending some time with the EE team and if so how?”

I am still forming an opinion on Corporal Lokdon and her team of outlaws. I do believe they intend well, but their methods are highly questionable. They’ve left a wake of destruction that a marching army, complete with a battalion of steam trampers, couldn’t surpass. Given these new revelations in regard to the rightful emperor… it does not seem the destruction is justified. We will see what the future brings.

Sarah asks, “What will she do if her stint with the team costs her her job as an enforcer?”

This has been on my mind a great deal. I am hoping that something may yet be salvaged from this mess, but now that I’ve learned the truth about the emp — Sespian’s heritage, I fear that I may not find the future an amenable place. If I’m willing to grovel, I may be able to get my old job back, but that’s about as appealing as as cherry tart up the nose. (Yes, that’s happened to me. We discussed my brothers earlier, I believe?) I can always go back to work in the smithy, I suppose, but that seems a small job after fighting criminals and preserving law and order for the good of the people in my district. Also, working with my brothers is tedious (see earlier cherry tart comment).

EEfangirl asks, “What are five words that she would use to describe Maldynado? (I started with three, but I’m trying to get her beyond, “boarish, infantile, and annoying.” 🙂 )”

Well. He’s not nearly as funny as he thinks he is. Is there a word for that? Perhaps Books could suggest one.

I guess he’s tall. And muscular (though it’s surprising that someone with the indolence tendencies of a fat cat lounging in a sunbeam can obtain such muscles…). Agile. You wouldn’t think that from someone so big, but I’ve seen him…

Uhm, is that five?

Close enough. Next up, Kitty asks, “What are her real views on pot holing/spelunking?”

Those are ridiculous terms for physical relations. If a man wishes to have sex with a woman, he should simply state the fact. There is nothing wrong with such acts — they are part of nature — so long as they do not interfere with work or more important life issues.

State the fact? So you like a man to be blunt.

Yes.

And you’re always blunt with men when you wish to have sex with them?

Er, what? I mean, it’s not the woman’s place to be… forward.

Mmhmm. Next question. Moldynotgo asks, “I am actually curious if she had any success dating in the past. I wonder how many Turgonian men actually appreciate a woman in uniform who is a competent and professional fighter.”

I’m not sure how this is relevant to current events, but of course I’ve had success. Who told you I didn’t? If it was Sergeant Ovokkor, don’t listen to that half-melted heap of slag. Ever since I rejected him, he’s been telling people that I prefer… well, that’s not relevant either. There are plenty of men who appreciate tall, strong women in uniform. Sometimes all you have to do is point and say, “Come.”

You’ve done that?

I’ve… seen it done.

Look, I’m far too busy with my work to worry about getting an itch scratched every weekend. There are more important things in life.

All right, let’s hope Moldynotgo found her answer somewhere in there… Next question: “Have you ever considered forming or joining a social or professional organization for female enforcers, so that you can all stay in touch and maybe support each other as needed?”

I’ve actually attempted to do some of this through written correspondence. I’ve met a couple of the other female enforcers in the city, but distance makes it difficult to meet regularly. I’m also not the most natural person for creating a social organization. I’ve been told I can be… brusque.

I’d once thought Corporal Lokdon sounded like the sort of person who could spearhead something like this. She was centrally located and, from what I heard, liked to schmooze with people. This was before she turned outlaw of course. That dampened my enthusiasm for interacting with other female enforcers for some time.

Last question. Sarah asks, “Do you have any hobbies? Are you an avid gardener or stamp collector or bibliophile or scrimshaw artist or anything like that?”

Hobbies? I help out at the smithy when I’m not busy at work. My specialties are decorative hinges and gate closers.

Gate closers? Those are balls on chains, aren’t they? I’ll warn Maldynado about that one.

*Yara props her fists on her hips* What does that mean?

Oh, nothing. I think we’re done here. Thanks for participating!

*interviewer walks away with shoulders hunched, feeling an icy glare leveled at the back of her head*

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Merry Christmas and Please Enjoy Some Emperor’s Edge Fan Art!

It’s Christmas, and the “Beneath the Surface” EE 5.5 novella is off to the editor, so I thought I’d celebrate by sharing some of the Emperor’s Edge fan art that’s been posted in the forum this year.

Sicarius & Amaranthe

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These two by by BlackMetallic

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Sicarius by SketchingBarefoot

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Amaranthe by Mark Toner

Bunnicarius-Amaranthe

Crochetted “Bunnicarius-Amaranthe” by Heather

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 These two by Sweartoad (she does commissions!)

Maldynado, Akstyr, and the Rest of the Team

Books

Books by Hydroxify

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Books by ArtofLoneWolf

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Maldynado by Sweartoad

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Maldynado by Tilly H.

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Basilard (and Sicarius’s butt) by Sweartoad

Akstyr-pencil

Akstyr by ArtofLoneWolf

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Akstyr by Sweartoad

And lastly, another Sweartoad original, specifically for the holidays…

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Maldynado, Sgt Yara, and furry friend…

Thanks for reading (and drawing), all! There’s more EE artwork up on Pinterest if you haven’t seen it yet.

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